You took me from my nice warm cot and put me on that cold cold pot

you took me from my nice warm cot and put me on that cold cold pot

"...and made me pee if I could or not." That's from "Ode to My Mother." What was the question?
SS

I found a very similar poem from 1917 about "The Major" which starts:
Who wakes me from my nice warm cot,
Whether I want to get up or not,
And says if I stay there I'll catch it hot?
The Major

One's probably a parody of the other, but I don't know which is which.