Potemkin arsenal

This is Maureen Dowd's description of Hussein's arsenal before the recent invasion
of Iraq by the U.S. Clever, eh?

Mr Blair remains confident that the weapons will be found; they have not been found yet because they are well hidden. If they are never found, will that prove that they are perfectly hidden?

Clearly those WMDs are perfectly hidden and as impossible to uncover as evidence of Mr Blair's honesty and trustworthiness.

P.S. A new brand of paint named 'Hutton White'- suitable for both interior and exterior use - has been launched today by a major manufacturer.

I belong to the Hutton school of thought. I am actually an old boy of Hutton Grammar School!

My word!