Sorry to be picky

Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

women = time X money

and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

time = money

so we have

women = money X money, so women = money^2

from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)

by squaring both sides we have

money^2 = evil

and making the final substitution, we conclude

women = evil

Sorry to interrupt your attempt at levity, but when you write in to this forum, it helps to quote correctly: the *love* of money is the root of all evil.

Love is blind. Now Prophet will have to start over.

Shouldn't the whole phrase that "the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil" be used?
I think the nuance of meaning is that desire for money can cause many different kinds of wrongdoing - not that it is the sole source of evil thought. If one took the "money is power" idea and put that into the equation and "power corrupts" as a side-dish, we could have some interesting permutations.

Anyway, I thought Lord Voldemort was the epitome of evil and so far as I know, he only ever planned a bank raid, not to get money, but to get the Philospoher's stone from Gringotts - or is that fiction?