Time is Money, Women are Evil

Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

women = time X money

and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

time = money

so we have

women = money X money, so women = money^2

from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)

by squaring both sides we have

money^2 = evil

and making the final substitution, we conclude

women = evil