Clobber Phrases

Phrases

• A bull and cow (Cockney rhyming slang for row or argument)
• A stick to beat you with
• Anal astronaut (slang term for a homosexual)
• Apples and pears (Cockney rhyming slang for stairs)
• Army strawberries (military slang term for prunes)
• Back slang
• Barnet Fair (Cockney rhyming slang for hair)
• Bat from the pavilion end (slang term for a homosexual)
• Beat It (Michael (Jackson song)
• Beat a hasty retreat
• Beat a path to your door
• Beat about the bush
• Beat hell out of
• Beat hollow
• Beat it!
• Beat someone black and blue
• Beat swords into ploughshares
• Beat the air
• Beat the band
• Beat the bushes
• Beat the clock
• Beat the living crap out of
• Beat the living daylights out of
• Beat the living snot out of
• Beat the pants off
• Beat the rap
• Beat the retreat
• Beat the rush
• Beat the snot out of
• Beat the stuffing out of
• Beat to a pulp
• Beat up
• Beat you to it
• Beat your brains out
• Beat your meat
• Bedroom tax (slang term for UK's removal of Spare Room Subsidy)
• Behind the beat
• Bhatti boy (slang term for a homosexual)
• Black cadillacs (Canadian military slang term for combat boots)
• Blood blister (Cockney rhyming slang for sister)
• Blow a raspberry (Cockney rhyming slang for fart)
• Bo Peep (Cockney rhyming slang for sleep)
• Boat race (Cockney rhyming slang for face)
• Bottle and glass (Cockney rhyming slang for arse)
• Brahms and Lizst (Cockney rhyming slang for pissed)
• Brass tacks (Cockney rhyming slang for facts)
• Bricks and mortar (Cockney rhyming slang for daughter)
• Brighton Pier (Cockney rhyming slang for queer)
• Bristols (Cockney rhyming slang for titties)
• Brow beat
• Brown bread (Cockney rhyming slang for dead)
• Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
• Bunny suit (Canadian military slang term for a cbrn (chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear))
• Buttock basher (slang term for a homosexual)
• Cherry ripe (Cockney rhyming slang for pipe)
• China plate (Cockney rhyming slang for mate)
• Clothes maketh the man
• Code monkey (slang term for a computer programmer)
• Cream crackered (Cockney rhyming slang for knackered)
• Currant bun (Cockney rhyming slang for sun)
• Daisy roots (Cockney rhyming slang for boots)
• Desmond Tutu (Cockney rhyming slang for Second class degree (2,2))
• Dicky Dirt (Cockney rhyming slang for shirt)
• Dog and bone (Cockney rhyming slang for telephone)
• Donkey's years (Cockney rhyming slang for ears)
• Elephant's trunk (Cockney rhyming slang for drunk)
• Farmers (Cockney rhyming slang for piles)
• Fast movers (US and Canadian military slang term for jet fighters, especially ground)
• Friend of Dorothy (slang term for a homosexual, referring to Judy Garland's character in The Wizard of Oz)
• Frog and toad (Cockney rhyming slang for road)
• Fudge packer (slang term for a homosexual)
• Gentleman's relish (slang term for semen)
• George Raft (Cockney rhyming slang for daft)
• Ginger Beer (Cockney rhyming slang for queer)
• Gnat's bollock (slang term for a very small unit of measurement)
• Green slime (military slang term for the intelligence corps)
• Gregory Peck (Cockney rhyming slang for neck)
• Grunt cruncher (military tank - grunt is a slang term for infantryman)
• Half inch (Cockney rhyming slang for pinch)
• Hampsteads (Cockney rhyming slang for teeth)
• Hampton (Cockney rhyming slang for prick)
• Hand-to-gland combat (slang term for masturbation)
• Have a Captain Cook (Cockney rhyming slang for look)
• Hit 'em where they live
• Hit The Road Jack (Ray Charles song)
• Hit and miss
• Hit and run
• Hit by the stupid stick
• Hit for six
• Hit home
• Hit it off
• Hit it on the nose
• Hit it out of the park (A baseball expression denoting a complete or spectacular success)
• Hit list
• Hit man
• Hit me on the hip
• Hit on
• Hit out at
• Hit out of the park
• Hit parade
• Hit paydirt
• Hit rock bottom
• Hit send
• Hit the back wall
• Hit the bar
• Hit the books
• Hit the bottle

• Hit the brakes
• Hit the bricks (a cursory slang term telling someone to leave)
• Hit the buffers
• Hit the ceiling
• Hit the deck
• Hit the ground running
• Hit the hay
• Hit the headlines
• Hit the high notes
• Hit the jackpot
• Hit the nail on the head
• Hit the panic button
• Hit the road Jack
• Hit the roof
• Hit the sack
• Hit the skids
• Hit the slide
• Hit the spot
• Hit the woodwork
• Hit town
• Hobson's choice (Cockney rhyming slang for voice)
• Horse and cart (Cockney rhyming slang for fart)
• If you can't beat em, join em
• Iron hoof (Cockney rhyming slang for poof)
• It's all gone Pete Tong (Cockney rhyming slang for gone wrong)
• J Arthur (Cockney rhyming slang for wank)
• Jack Palancing (Cockney rhyming slang for dancing)
• Jam jar (Cockney rhyming slang for car)
• Jimmy Horner (Cockney rhyming slang for corner)
• Jimmy Riddle (Cockney rhyming slang for piddle)
• Khyber pass (Cockney rhyming slang for arse)
• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini
• Loaf of bread (Cockney rhyming slang for head)
• Looks like a bomb has hit it
• Lord Fred (Cockney rhyming slang for bed)
• Mince pies (Cockney rhyming slang for eyes)
• Mutt and Jeff (Cockney rhyming slang for deaf)
• My heart missed a beat
• My old Dutch (Cockney rhyming slang for duchess)
• My old china (Cockney rhyming slang for mate)
• North and south (Cockney rhyming slang for mouth)
• Off beat
• On the beat
• On your Pat (Cockney rhyming slang for alone)
• On your jack (Cockney rhyming slang for alone)
• On your tod (Cockney rhyming slang for alone)
• Orson cart (Cockney rhyming slang for fart)
• Oxford scholar (Cockney rhyming slang for dollar)
• Oxo cube (Cockney rhyming slang for tube)
• Pecker checker (military slang term for medical personnel)
• Pen and ink (Cockney rhyming slang for stink)
• Pig's ear (Cockney rhyming slang for beer)
• Pinch hit (A baseball expression denoting a substitute or stand-in)
• Pink pantella puffer (slang term for a homosexual)
• Plates of meat (Cockney rhyming slang for feet)
• Pommy bashing (Australian slang term for physical or verbal attacks on the English)
• Pony and trap (Cockney rhyming slang for crap)
• Porky pies (Cockney rhyming slang for lies)
• Potatoes in the mould (Cockney rhyming slang for cold)
• Rabbit and pork (Cockney rhyming slang for talk)
• Raspberry tart (Cockney rhyming slang for fart)
• Rear gunner (slang term for a homosexual)
• Richard the Third (Cockney rhyming slang for turd)
• Rock and boulder (Cockney rhyming slang for shoulder)
• Rosie Lea (Cockney rhyming slang for tea)
• Rub a dub (Cockney rhyming slang for pub)
• Rubber johnny (a British slang term for a condom)
• Ruby Murray (Cockney rhyming slang for curry)
• Scarper (Cockney rhyming slang for go)
• Sexton Blake (Cockney rhyming slang for fake)
• Shack rat (Canadian military slang term for a promiscuous female who visits military barracks to sleep with soldiers)
• Sherman tanks (Cockney rhyming slang for Yanks)
• Shit stabber (slang term for a homosexual)
• Skin and blister (Cockney rhyming slang for sister)
• Stupid-o'-clock (US army slang term that refers to any time very early in the morning)
• Suck face (slang term for kissing)
• Swing by (slang expression meaning drop in for a visit)
• Switch hitter (A baseball expression denoting a batter who can hit left or right handed)
• Syrup (Cockney rhyming slang for wig)
• Take a butchers (Cockney rhyming slang for look)
• Taking the other bus (slang term for homosexuality)
• Taters (Cockney rhyming slang for cold)
• Tea leaf (Cockney rhyming slang for thief)
• The Hit Dog (Nickname of Mo Vaughn)
• The Hit Man (Nickname of Bob Sanders)
• The Hit Man (Nickname of Ricky Hatton)
• The Hit Man (Nickname of Thomas Hearns)
• The Mersey beat
• The beat goes on
• The bobby on the beat
• The emperor's new clothes
• The pros from dover (American slang term for outside consultants who are brought into a business to troubleshoot)
• Tiptoe through the tulips (1920s Broadway song and Tiny Tim hit)
• Titfer (Cockney rhyming slang for hat)
• To beat the band
• Towel head (derogatory slang term referring to an Arab man)
• Trouble and strife (Cockney rhyming slang for wife)
• Two and eight (Cockney rhyming slang for state)
• Uncle Dick (Cockney rhyming slang for sick)
• Uncle Ned (Cockney rhyming slang for bed)
• Underneath Your Clothes (Shakira song)
• Uphill gardener (slang term for a homosexual)
• Walking to the beat of a different drummer
• Weasel and Stoat (Cockney rhyming slang for coat)
• Whistle and flute (Cockney rhyming slang for suit)
• Would you Adam and Eve it? (Cockney rhyming slang for would you believe it?)
• Yellow belly (slang term for a coward)