Cockney slang

Posted by Newgirl March 21, 2001In reply to Cockney slang posted by R. Berg on March 17, 2001

apple and pears =stairs
dog and bone= phone
your having a garrafe=laugh

What on earth is a 'garrafe'?

My guess is that large African mammal so admirably suited to rubbernecking.

Britney Spears - Beers
Winona Rider - Cider
Terry - Weight (as in Terry Wait)
Terry Hatcher - Scratcher (which is a bed)
Tin of fruit - Suit
Trouble and strife - wife