Christmas phrase-type joke

King Wenceslas rings for a pizza.

Pizza Hut: Your usual order King?
Wenceslas: Yes please - deep-pan, crisp and even

Has this one spread to other countries? I've not heard it in the UK before this Christmas. How has Internet affected the spread of jokes round the world? There's a PhD in that for someone (I suppose its already been done).

Gary

That's a new one here in Kentucky. But I plan to use it tomorrow (pizza night at our house).

I don't get it? Who's King Wenceslas?
You'll have to explain this one.

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