Fresh out of chocolate watches

Posted by Smokey Stover October 11, 2008 at 19:22In reply to Fresh out of chocolate watches posted by JK on September 28, 2008 at 08:05:

What does the phrase "fresh out of chocolate watches" mean?

This really requires some context. The nature of chocolate watches is to be both impossible and useless. The author is using a metaphor based on one or both of these properties, and being sarcastic at the same time.
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