As normal as...

Please does anyone know the completion of the saying "As normal as......"? I have been unable to remember it (if I ever knew it to begin with) and it's driving me nuts.

...you and me.

...normal can be.

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!

I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!