Fluffer

I recall a rather pretentious friend (read acquaintance) of mine once telling her boyfriend that she'd drunk an 'elegant sufficiency'.

I remember at the time thinking - ahhhhhhhh.... no, you're drunk - 'para', 'p*ssed as a newt', 'gonzo', ratsh*t, etc.

She then reeled off a series of apparently lady-like terms for less than lady-like behaviour. eg. I have fluffed - I squeaked. What the...???

As a girl from the bush, I considered all of this to be a serious case of BS. Yes indeed, we are inclined to 'talk straight' when we're from the bush. Fluffing is what we always called f*rting, squeaking - well to be frank, I never figured that one out.

So - my question here is, does anyone else have any other pretentious - supposedly lady-like terms I can use to cover up for primal/ignorant behaviour, AND does anyone else have the faintest idea what 'squeaking' is??? Cos - I have to admit - I never did figure out that whole 'squeaking' thing. Squealing - well yeah OK, I can work with that possibility, but SQUEAKING???

I've heard 'glowing' for 'sweating'.

Yes, Lady Camel. Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow.

It might be an indication that the person is a 'tight ass.'
How about 'dropping a rose?'

Squeaking is (I thought) a humorous term for 'farting'. Sorry for the indelicacy.

DFG

Squeaking is letting out one of those farts that emerge with the sound of a party squealer!

Us men were ignorant of the fact that girls fart until "laddette" culture made them proud of it!

Young girls today! tsk.

'Laddette culture'??? Lewis, explain please!

My kids used to call far*ing --- shooting a bunny.

Going to the mens room to 'drain the lizard'

Well I've never heard 'falling of the roof' or 'shooting the bunny' before - and I'm with Fluffer - Lewis, what's 'laddette culture'?

Similarly reptilian in vein for going to the men's room is "siphoning the python", which tells you all you need to know about male aspirations. A personal genteel favourite for a female act of flatulence is "dropping one's handbag". As for "ladette" (I prefer the single d spelling), ladettes emerged in the early to mid 90's and were/are loud-mouthed, brash, pack-hunting yobbish beer-swilling 17 to 25-ish girls determinedly assuming all the least likeable traits of their male counterparts of a similar age - imagine a hen night in Essex and you'll get the general drift, except for ladettes, no such special occasion is required.

Goddess, you say you're with Fluffer........does that mean you're possibly a fluffer, too? We're talking about the modern definition, now.