Distance learning programmes?

As I realize I'm increasingly becoming language bent and grammar bound, I thought I ought to enrol in a class dedicated to this purpose, thus taking the strain off this board, which, after all, is primarily serving the interest in the origin of phrases and sayings. So, if you know if any good programmes on the topic of English language and grammar, please let me know. As I live in Denmark, and we don't seem to have any courses suited to my needs, I would prefer to enrol at a university abroad. This means the course must be designed as distance learning (e-learning).
Thank you
Anders

I don't know of any. But I'm sure they exist.