C'mon, bob, say it!

It is said that there are a series of phrases in english that are normally lies. This series includes:

1) the check is in the mail
2) I'll respect you in the morning

Does anyone have more phrases that should be taken with a grain of salt and a lie detector?

We'll try and get you a raise after you've been here a while.

(Here's bob, looking for the "Mr. Restraint of 2003" Award, avoiding the dirty joke that normally follows the "three big lies" set-up....) "We're from the government. We're here to help you."

"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
"Read my lips:'no new taxes'"
"This won't hurt a bit."

Push the button, Mikey!