Can anybody translate some this high-brow proverbs for me

1. It is fruitless to become lachrymose because of scattered lacteal fluid.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

2. A rotating lithospherical fragment never accrues lichen.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

3. It is not proper for mendicants to be indicators of preferences.

Beggars can't be choosers.

4. A strong feeling of affection can cause the universe to rotate on its
axis.

Love makes the world go 'round.

5. Folks deficient in ordinary judgment scurringly enter areas of which
celestial beings dread to set foot

Fools rush in where angels fear to go.

6. Refrain from detonating the missile until the opaque colorless parts of
the visual organs are in evidence.

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.

7. Pulchritude does not extend below the surface if the derma.

Beauty is only skin deep.

8. A feathered creature clasped in the manual members is equal value to a
brace in the bosky warmth.

A bird in one hand is better than two in a bushel.

9. A beholden vessel never exceeds 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

A watched pot never boils.

10. Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affection and
armed conflict between nations.

Everything is fair in love and War.

11. One should refrain calculating the valuation of his gallinaceous fowl
prior to the anticipated time of their incubation.

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

12. One pyrenus malus per diem restrains the arrival of the Hippocratic
apostle.

An apple a day deeps the doctor away

13. Precipitance creates prodigality.

Haste mades Waste

14. One may address a member of the equidal family toward aqueous liquid,
but one is incapable of compelling him to quaff.

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

15. You cannot estimate the value of the contents of a bound printed
narrative or record from its exterior vesture.

don't judge a book by its cover

16. Supposing one primarily fails to be victorious, bend further efforts in
that direction.

if you fail, try, try again

17. Tenants of vitreous abode ought not to hurl lithospherical fragments.

if you live in a glass house, don't thorw rocks

18. Two intellectual craniums engulfing the sensory organs are more suitable
than an individual cranium.

two heads are better than one

19. Exercise your visual faculties prior to executing a jump.

look before you leap

20. Consolidated, you and I remain ourselves erect, separated, we defer to
the law of gravity.

united we stand, divided we fall