More "If..."

Greetings -

Would be very grateful to hear if anyone possibly
knows where a collection of the "If" phrases
as in "If wishes were horses then beggars would
ride" .. etc "If **** was *** then *** would/wouldn't
etc.

Many thanks in advance,

Don't know a website, but here's one appropriate to the season: "If if's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas." I always liked the rhythm of that.

"If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ***** when they hop!"
( www.kool107.com/ GREGBIO.htm

If frogs had wings, and snakes had hair,
And automobiles flew through the air,
If a watermelon grew on a huckleberry vine,
Then we'd have winter in the summertime.

If a hog had wings he'd be an eagle.
If a pig had wings, he'd be a chicken hawk.
From This Dog'll Really Hunt: An Entertaining Texas Dictionary by Wallace O. Chariton (Wordware Publishing, Piano, Texas, 1989, 1990)