Chinese whisper

help, could someone give me an example of a chinese whisper, famous or not. I already know Send re-enforcements, we're going to advance.To-(Send two and sixpence, we're going to a dance.)

This is a made-up example of a similar confusion:
Chip's Market has cases of canned pears on sale next Wednesday, cheap.
A pair of Martian spaceships has sailed in and landed next to Wendy's jeep.